Friday, April 17, 2009

John Smith

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm  clock  

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.    

While his coffeepot    

(MADE IN CHINA )  

was  perking, he shaved with his  electric razor  

(MADE IN HONG KONG .)  

He put on a dress shirt  

(MADE IN  SRI  LANKA ),  

designer jeans  

(MADE IN  SINGAPORE )  

and tennis shoes          

(MADE IN  KOREA )        

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet        

(MADE IN  INDIA )    

he sat down with his calculator        

(MADE IN MEXICO )            

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch        

(MADE IN TAIWAN )          

to the  radio            

(MADE IN   INDIA )          

he got in his car            

(MADE IN GERMANY )          

filled it with GAS        

(from Saudi Arabia )        

and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.          

At the end of yet another discouraging and  fruitless day          

checking his Computer        

(Made In Malaysia),          

John decided to relax for a while.    He put on his  sandals          

(MADE IN  BRAZIL )        

poured himself a glass of wine        

(MADE IN  FRANCE )            

and turned on his TV          

(MADE IN  INDONESIA ),            

and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN  KENYA

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