Thursday, February 26, 2009

Five Surgeons

 The first, a Manchester surgeon, says: 'I like to see accountants on my
 operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
 The second, a
Liverpool surgeon, responds: 'Yeah, but you should try
 electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
 The third, a
Newcastle surgeon, says: 'No, I really think librarians are

 the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
 The fourth, a
Birmingham surgeon, chimes in: 'You know, I like
 construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
 parts left over.
  But the fifth, a
London surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed:
 You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
 guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
 arse are interchangeable


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